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Top 10 reasons you should NOT attend my Scrum Master Training in NYC

Published January 15, 2024
by Stephanie Ockerman

I’m hosting a Professional Scrum Master training in New York City!  Mark your calendars for February 27-28 (Monday-Tuesday), and reserve your spot here.

Just in case you’re on the fence about attending…

Top 10 Reasons to NOT Attend My Scrum Master Training in New York City

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#1 – You are looking for a silver bullet.

#2 – You already know everything there is to know about everything.

#3 – You are so essential to the operations of your company that the entire place will fall apart if you don’t go to work for two days.

#4 – You prefer learning through lecture, memorization drills, and 500-page Books of Knowledge.

#5 – You have been given the title of Scrum Master because your company doesn’t know what to do with all of the Project Managers now that they’re “doing agile.”

Actually, if this is the case, my heart goes out to you.  All Project Managers and everyone involved in that decision should attend.  Contact me for a private course.

#6 – You can’t remember what the acronym SCRUM stands for.

#7 – You don’t like having fun.

#8 – You don’t want to be TOO successful and have people raise expectations.

#9 – You have never said anything in this video.

#10 – It’s been years since you played rugby, and you want to get back into it.

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