Top 10 Reasons You Should NOT Attend My Professional Scrum Product Owner Course in Seattle

Published September 2, 2017
by Stephanie Ockerman

I’m hosting a Professional Scrum Product Owner training in Seattle! Mark your calendars for October 12-13 (Thursday-Friday), and reserve your spot here.

Just in case you’re on the fence about attending…

Top 10 Reasons You Should NOT Attend My PSPO Course in Seattle

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#1 – You are looking for a silver bullet.

There are no silver bullets for complex challenges, but there are values and principles to help guide your decision-making, as well as a few tools and techniques you can explore.

#2 – You already know everything there is to know about everything.

#3 – You are so essential to the operations of your company that the entire place will fall apart if you don’t go to work for two days.

If this applies to you, feel free to comment and tell us where you work…. So we NEVER apply for a job there 😉

#4 – You don’t like having fun and collaborating with new people.

#5 – You are expecting a free top hat.

If you don’t get this joke, you should definitely attend the class.

#6 – You can’t remember what the acronym SCRUM stands for.

#7 – You prefer learning through lecture, memorization drills, and 500-page Books of Knowledge.

#8 – You don’t want to be TOO successful and have people raise expectations.

#9 – You think it’s best if decisions are made by a committee, so nobody can be held accountable.

If this is happening and you want some knowledge and skills to help you fix it, you should definitely join us.

#10 – It has been years since you played rugby, and you want to get back into it.

 

Register now!

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